Gain Followers! It wasn't me, I swear!
It wasn't me, I swear!

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

posted 1 day ago via anth0nkne · © sitcorn with 158,574 notes

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god



sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

posted 1 day ago via misjudgments · © 13hr with 614,143 notes

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.


singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin


blackgirlwhiteboylove:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

Damn shame.


sniffing:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

I WANT THIS SMALL SHOPPING CART




redteekal:

NerdHQ 2014 - Jensen Ackles Photoset


literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

posted 2 weeks ago via qaer · © literalsame with 284,506 notes


deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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